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Wal-Mart is bringing Xmas Back

Sung to the tune of Justin Timberlake‘s Sexy back. Lyrics taken from lyrics.astraweb.com

Inspired by Newsvine – Christmas Returns to Wal-Mart Marketing

I’m bringin‘ Xmas back
Them other stores don’t know how to act
I think it’s special, prices on roll back
So buy the Zune and music download value-pack
Timberland:(Take it to the register)
Dirty Babe
You see these savings baby I’m your slave
Buy some toys for those who don’t misbehave
And don’t forget that minimum wage is all we pay
Timberland:( take it to the chorus)
Timberland: Come here kids (Go head be bold with it)
Come to the back (Go head be bold with it)
DVDs (Go head be bold with it)
Grab your PS3 (Go head be bold with it)
Lemme see your grandmas sewing kit (Go head be bold with it)
Eat some Tatter chips (Go head be bold with it)

You make me smile (Go head be bold with it)
Go ‘head child (Go head be bold with it)
Timberland:And get your Xmas on
(Go head be bold with it) x8
I’m bringin‘ Xmas back
Them other stores don’t know how to act
Kids let me make up for the toys you lack
Because you’re R/C car will go real fast
Timberland:(Take it to the bridge)
Timberland:( take it to the chorus)
u ready?
U ready?
U ready?
I’m bringin‘ Xmas back
you monster truckers watch how I attack
If that’s your cart, better watch your back
Cuz we’re stocking up and that’s a fact
Timberland: (Take it to the chorus)

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What wanders into a mind

When I am sad and blue
Will I reach out to you?

When I am hurt and upset
Will I end up beset
by all my guilt and regret?

When I am lonely and abandoned
Will I take to a stand-in

What will come of all that we have?

What would you do
If all that you knew
Was how to hide,
to slip and to slide
Into detachment and disconnect
Into regret and disrespect?

How would you be
If all you could see
Was lies and unease
with a desire to please?

Was it not you, yes, you
that’s you, I know who
That said that you knew
That you would follow the clue
The one who would take cue
from your love that was true…
Or was it just woohoo

Is it crap? Is it fake?
All these promises we make?
For a relationship to take
to the highest realm of good space

What crap! What lies
that fester inside
Feeding our pride
that we are on the right side

You are right and I am wrong
but your theory of this just does not belong
I have mine own, it’s a beautiful song
where I am right and think I am strong

And so here I sit
staring up from my pit
my teeth I grit
As I think of you

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