I was joking around about being a redneck model for a new pair of binoculars by Spion. I’ve got my fishing jacket. I’ve got my red Snap-on baseball cap. I’ve got my… Ladybug?
I’ve been a HUGE fan of LOL Cat for a loooooooong time. I post them on people’s Myspace profiles and vote regularly. Today, my friend Ken dropped off page 90 of the latest SkyMall, and I had to make my own LOL Cat!!! And it ends up being a Ceiling cat at that!
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Remember in the Terminator and Matrix, how the machines turned on us humans? The machines gained awareness and started to revolt against us? It is starting to happen. The cranes are leading the charge! It’s almost like provoking the lead of a herd. Everyone will follow suit. If we hear of another crane revolting, we know what’s up. At least we haven’t been overrun by damned dirty apes!
I was sitting there watching Fox News the other day. They had the Republican candidates on, discussing various political issues. It was the first time I had really spent paying any attention to presidential politics so far this campaign. As I’m watching Mitt Romney, there is an unsettling feeling starting to well up in my stomach.
It suddenly hit me. Remember this movie?
In a stark blow to the Holy Roman Catholic Church, experts in Internet technology have concluded that the World is not the center of the World Wide Web. In fact, scientists now suggest that Sun is the center of the Internet! Experts were also quick to announce that MySQL was not going to hire Bill Parcels as the General Manager.
I wonder if all of this is going to mean that my GoDaddy PHP sites are going to run a little faster now!