Opportunity Knocks My Head

I’ll keep it really brief:

Bring more attention to the “gas tax holiday”
Point out how both of your opponents support it even though it would just put more money into the already fat pockets of oil companies
Remind people that both Clinton and McCain support this ridiculous economic gimmick, and ask the public to decide who we [...]

I have my fair share of critical remarks for economists in general. I’ve mentioned before that my econ professor a few years ago gave me a B on a paper where I theorized that constantly increasing energy prices would leader to inflation that could not be controlled by the Federal Reserve. He, like many economists, [...]

What do the Clintons and the Bushes have in common?
Besides having been the only two families to reside in the White House for the last 20 years, they have an additional quality that is unfolding in front of our eyes.
George W. Bush lost the 2000 popular vote, and it has been argued that he even [...]

There is a lot of concern about the state of our economy, but I have an ingenious idea for solving a major economic drain in our economy for generations to come!
During the last 20 years, we’ve seen the rise and fall of our economy several times, but over all… We’re doing pretty well. We’ve seen [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Don’t compare John McCain to George W. Bush 
Focus on your own ideas, not another Senator’s
Stay true to your promise of not running politics as usual
Win handedly, so you are officially running against John McCain and it would actually make sense for you to say something about John McCain

Free as a courtesy [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Focus on issues that will inflame your opponent
Let your opponent make remarks about you and your proposed policies
Notice how everyone will be talking about you and your policies
Regain the lead because all the attention is on you, even headlines with your opponent’s name include your name
Win handedly

Free as a courtesy to [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Remind voters that America has been run by the same two families for the last 20 years: Bushes and Clintons
Remind us again, in case we forget
Precede with “I’m Barack Obama and I endorse this message!”
Win handedly

Free as a courtesy to democracy in America!

How many Families have been running the United States over the last 20 years?
I’ll give you a hint: It’s more than 1 and less than 3!
Folks, the real reason to be concerned with Hillary Clinton being president has nothing to do with what her policies may or may not be. For God’s sake, the first [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Search the media archives for the 1992 Presidential campaign where both Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton defended Bill’s lack of experience for a need for change
Run those sound bites over and over
Precede with “I’m Barack Obama and I endorse this message!”
Win handedly

Free as a courtesy to democracy in America!

This morning, I was browsing through the headlines on Rueters.com. After reading about how Obama is all talk and no action and how Hillary is in the political fight of her life, I couldn’t help but read about the Tokyo marathon runner who solves the mystery of his chest pain: bleeding nipples and not a [...]