Opportunity Knocks My Head

I’ll keep it really brief:

Bring more attention to the “gas tax holiday”
Point out how both of your opponents support it even though it would just put more money into the already fat pockets of oil companies
Remind people that both Clinton and McCain support this ridiculous economic gimmick, and ask the public to decide who we [...]

Today, the Bush Administration announced their new plan to help protect the environment. Since all three Presidential candidates are addressing growing environmental concerns, George W. Bush made the following announcement:
The Democratical candidates all have their environmentalistic policies that they believe are best for America and our planet. Unfortunately, these plans are highly flawed and don’t [...]

What do the Clintons and the Bushes have in common?
Besides having been the only two families to reside in the White House for the last 20 years, they have an additional quality that is unfolding in front of our eyes.
George W. Bush lost the 2000 popular vote, and it has been argued that he even [...]

There is a lot of concern about the state of our economy, but I have an ingenious idea for solving a major economic drain in our economy for generations to come!
During the last 20 years, we’ve seen the rise and fall of our economy several times, but over all… We’re doing pretty well. We’ve seen [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Don’t compare John McCain to George W. Bush 
Focus on your own ideas, not another Senator’s
Stay true to your promise of not running politics as usual
Win handedly, so you are officially running against John McCain and it would actually make sense for you to say something about John McCain

Free as a courtesy [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Focus on issues that will inflame your opponent
Let your opponent make remarks about you and your proposed policies
Notice how everyone will be talking about you and your policies
Regain the lead because all the attention is on you, even headlines with your opponent’s name include your name
Win handedly

Free as a courtesy to [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Remind voters that America has been run by the same two families for the last 20 years: Bushes and Clintons
Remind us again, in case we forget
Precede with “I’m Barack Obama and I endorse this message!”
Win handedly

Free as a courtesy to democracy in America!

How many Families have been running the United States over the last 20 years?
I’ll give you a hint: It’s more than 1 and less than 3!
Folks, the real reason to be concerned with Hillary Clinton being president has nothing to do with what her policies may or may not be. For God’s sake, the first [...]

I’ll keep it really brief:

Search the media archives for the 1992 Presidential campaign where both Bill Clinton and Hilary Clinton defended Bill’s lack of experience for a need for change
Run those sound bites over and over
Precede with “I’m Barack Obama and I endorse this message!”
Win handedly

Free as a courtesy to democracy in America!

What would happen if everyone in America watches The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch on CNBC? First, there would be a run on the cable companies because you can only get CNBC on cable. Second, fellow blogger Tony Iovino would take his $600 check he’ll receive from the Federal government in May and actually cash it to [...]